Deke asked:


OK, ha ha, the Giants won. I got the tattoo. I’m sick of it, and my girlfriend can’t have *** with me anymore without laughing hysterically. I’m feeling inadequate. Joke’s over.

Invisible asked:


I was thinking about getting a tattoo of this invisible man I bumped into (his breath smelled of Cheetos! Eww!) but then I thought maybe I already have one and just can’t see it because they used invisible ink.

Anyway, would you just get an invisible tattoo, or would your body be transparent in the shape of the tattoo?

Terry asked:


O.K. I recently had a falling out with a woman who always refered to me as her best friend. I caught her in tons of lies during our ,so-called, friendship and the rest of the time she just baffled me with her evasive personality and quirks. She had the most amazing flower tattoo (I think it was supposed to be an Iris or Orchid ) on her upper right shoulder blade.
I see in various magazines that alot of attention has been given to tattoos ,their art and body location and what they can tell about the person.
Any one have some thoughts on what I didn’t know about my ex friend based on her tattoo ??
By the way I’m still crazy ,mad in love with her. I suppose my tattoo should be “Fool 4 love” across my forehead.

mcied150 asked:


Say an employee(not the owner of the shop) tattoos someone for 3 hours and charges $250. Well how much of that profit does the tattoo artist see and how much goes to the shop? I just always wondered this. Do they get commission or do they have a set salary?

the classic crime. <3 asked:


Like on the show how the day before they actually draw the tattoo, they will draw the design on a piece of paper, wet the paper, then stick the paper on the person and see if the person likes how it looks. Then the next day they do the real tattoo. My question is how do you make the thing on the piece of paper.

Geordan M asked:


I really want a tattoo to show my husband’s service in the war. My baby girl who is not so baby is is 13 wants the same exact one. Where iks the most painful place?
Oops! Silly Me MY DAUGHTER IS 17 SO ALL YOU ANSWERS WENT TO WAIST! TOTAL!!!

the1229 asked:


I got my first tattoo 5 days ago and i know it is normal for it to peel of while healing, but i have gaps where the color is lighter. I haven’t peeled it off by hand, it just came off while i was putting Bepanthen (antibiotic cream) on it. Will the color change back shades after it is healed or am i left with gaps in my tattoo?
Please help!

tmail86 asked:


Im going to school to become a helicopter pilot and i would like to eventually fly Medivac, does anyone know of tattoo restrictions that companies have? Even just private companies that fly tours and such. I want to get a tattoo in memory of my father who died and it would be a half sleeve from my shoulder to my elbow. Any opinons or tips or a website to maybe check on the current or near future restrictions. Thanks.

Just ME! asked:


I have a large tattoo on my upper back with black, red, and green in it. I got it when I was young and it really doesn’t fit my lifestyle anymore. Someone please help me. Laser is very expensive but I will do it if I have no other choice. Only honest answers PLEASE!

Tera O asked:


I put a temp tattoo on my 3 yr old and I thought rubbing alcohol would remove it but it wasn’t working. Any suggestions?