Tattoos.?
Saturday, December 26th, 2009
monkeynuts asked:
A woman goes to get a couple of tattoos. She asks for a tattoo of a turkey on her inner right thigh, and ‘Happy Thanksgiving’ to be printed under it.
A woman goes to get a couple of tattoos. She asks for a tattoo of a turkey on her inner right thigh, and ‘Happy Thanksgiving’ to be printed under it.
When the tattooist had finished, she asked for a tattoo of Santa on her inner left thigh and ‘Merry Christmas’ to be printed below it.
When finished, The tattooist asked why she wanted such unusual tattoos.
She replied, ‘I’m sick of my husband complaining there’s never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas’.